Precious little grey kitten available for immediate adoption. Answers to the name of "bumugly" and He eats free plastic McDonalds toys that come in Happy Meals(tm), and various noxious weeds from the back 40. You will need a 'hazmat' suit to clean the catbox as the very smell of his "litter" has caused strange pox to break out in the underarm and ankle areas.
Please reply to this post in the affirmative if you desire to give this fine specimen a happy home, we will throw in a small paper sack (used to cover his head in public), a rhinestone leash, and your first 'hazmat' suit.
4 comments:
That looks a lot like me in the morning... wrinkly, crusty eyes, bald head, and hairy chest and back...
I wouldn't miss the stumble for nuthin' (what is it?)
ok that is one ugly cat...and that is MORE then I wanted to know about Morgan. I just am not sure I can look at him the same again. :)
haha... if you bring a cat like that home, you'll be sleeping outside with it. ;) Seriously, I've never seen anything that ugly, poor cat. Morgan... EWWW!! :)
That is pretty much the funniest thing I have read ever. Thank you.
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